the food pyramid

I wonder if they're still training children in school to abide by the food pyramid. I always thought it was kind of crazy, this pyramid scheme, this food pyramid scheme. I've never once eaten this much food in a day, and I like to eat food as much as the next guy. Maybe once or twice I have eaten several servings of everything on the food pyramid, but that was expected from me, being at my grandmother's around the holidays right before a growth spurt. I don't believe in murder, except for maybe the dietician(s) who developed the food pyramid.